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insatiable-geek: The Tick Blueberry Lemonade (The Tick cocktail)
Ingredients:
12 oz. bottle of Jones Soda Berry Lemonade
1 oz. Blueberry liqueur (We make our own super potent mixture)
1 oz. Vodka
1 Blue TwizzlerDirections: “Slice the Twizzler in half and cut a notch in each piece to easily attach to your glass. Pour in the alcohol and top with Jones Soda. Don’t forget the SPOON!”
Drink created and photographed by the Insatiable Geek.
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Love Family Guy? Here’s a drinking game based on it from pixiwishes:
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Everybody takes One drink if…
• Cut scene
• Character consumes alcohol
• Played out stereotype
• Allusion/Reference
• Peter gets hurt
• Peter says “Sweet”
Everybody takes Two Drinks if…
• Stewie formulates a plan
• Stewie tries to kill Lois
• Stewie does something feminine
• Stewie has a weapon
• Chris becomes nervous around a girl
• Brian and Stewie fight
• Peter does “the laugh”
• Peter gives Chris bad advice
• Peter embarrasses Meg
• Visit to the Drunken Clam
• A gag is repeated
• Commercial break
• Chicken fight!
Everybody takes Three Drinks if…
• Stewie says “Victory is mine”
• Peter says “Holy crap”
• Brian has a martini
• Meg is referred to as ugly in some way
• Non-human character is shown (excluding Brian)
• Quagmire makes a sexual reference (“giggity giggity” usually counts!)
• Quahog News is shown
• Every time Cleveland Jr. laughs
• Stewie says “What the Duece!”
• Character plays the piano
• Character removes an article of clothing
• Cleveland mentions Lois
Everybody Takes Four Drinks if…
• Lois’s parents show up
• Fox is made fun of
Everybody takes Five Drinks if…
• If there is a drawn out scene (add a drink if crickets chirp)
• The “Evil Monkey” makes an appearance
i could knock a couple of these back !!
(Source: bone2bunique, via drank-to-drunk)
Fruit Infused Water
Fruit infused water usually tastes blah. It’s like when you put water in a rinsed out soda or juice bottle: YUCK
Make it Drinks on Deck friendly by adding some tequila or vodka!
If you’ve never had Granita before, you need to go make yourself some. Like, right this second. Seriously, it’s so easy and perfect.
You can use pretty much whatever fruit you want, but I had a severe Watermelon craving today so I found this recipe from Epicurious.
This recipe is just watermelon + sugar + lemon/lime juice. Super simple. Super yummy.
(Source: thehandmadeforest, via thecakebar)
I sure could use one of these right now!! I’m up to my eyeballs in NONfun
(Source: ilovecocktails, via drank-to-drunk)
She says her fiance is Carribean, and that the wedding colors are blue and gray.
My idea was to come up with a blue tropical drink and a “gray” smooth “city” drink, although I found out that the wedding isn’t actually taking place in the city…
Drink 1 - Island Punch
Rum based, blue curacao, pineapple and/or other tropical juice(s), splash of sprite/club soda
The nonalcoholic version would just be a mix of the same ingredients sans the rum
Drink 2 - Martini
Ciroc or any other vodka, champagne, sparkling white grape cider/splash of white grape juice, simple syrup
The nonalcoholic version could be a mix of nonalcoholic champagne and the other nonalcoholic ingredients
I thought these were some great choices, and my friend was grateful for my help… I could get used to more recipe/wedding/event planning!!